The owner of this apartment, some lady named Loverose (what a name) apparently knew about me ahead of time! Seems a Mister MANN warned her  that I’d have men going in and out all the time! I was wondering how he knew where I’d be moving to, then I remembered I was stupid enough to put ‘Bosworth’ on here. S-M-R-T.

Luckily she needs the money so she gave me the room. I heard her mutter ‘slut’ on my way out of the office however. Dried up hag.