No, that’s not an emo title. I mean I don’t think Jeff and I are gonna work out. Even in a no-strings-attached sorta thing. Trouble is, he seems to REALLY like me, so no matter what I say, I’m gonna crush the guy.

I feel bad, but I also just want him to leave me the hell alone.

Furthermore, he spent more than half the time scratching HARD at his head. He said it was nerves, but, honestly…