Well then. That was just adorable.

I just got home from my sure-thing audition today. It would seem that the part was promised to me only because, somehow, word had gotten out that I’d be prepared to prostitute myself. I demand to know who the hell told him that, and why, it was my ‘associate’, Mister Hope!

Not enough pissing your pants in battle, you have to piss on my career too! Yeah, if you’re gonna pull something like this Jeff, you’d better remember any pillow-talk that could be used against you. Jeffrey Hope, brave American soldier, Honorably Discharged because of a stress related gastrointestinal problem. Translation: POOPED HIS PANTS IN A FOXHOLE.

Your move, pooper.