I just got a call from work that some old man is looking for me.

Because more crazies is REALLY what I need right now.

13 days

My boss at work has been cracking down on anyone of us getting personal calls. He’s already fired one of us, and that was just because his parents kept calling him!

So, just to let any of you guys know, you can’t call me at work anymore, even if the world’s about to blow or something. Thanx!

This guy “Jopalopalopapalapalapawhatever” just informed me of a third person apparently planning to mess with my head.

Thanks for the tip, but I honestly don’t care, I’m not even going to be here anymore in less than three weeks, and I’ve got to prep for my role. Between work, my crazy-ass landlady Loverose, an overbearing family, and the other two jerks, I don’t need yet another distraction.

The creepy non-capitalized writing? The deliberate ambiguity of the threats, so you can say that you weren’t serious, if it comes to that?

And Hallow’s Eve, SPOOKY STUFF GUYS! What’s next, ding-dong ditch? Eventually I’m gonna call the cops just to get you out of my hair, make you someone else’s problem.

Consider your next move very carefully boys. This can either end bad for you, or very bad for you.

it would be a shame if something happened to you just before your successful gig begins.

happy all hallows eve Tara.

And it’s for real this time! I start the first week of November! JKGFHKVFGFDJHJREJDFHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

I mean, yes, I am pleased. Mm, quite. ::monocle::

“You’re being stalked! Are you okay?”

“I’m fine.”

“Are you sure!?!”

“Yes, Mother.”

Repeat for 2 hours, then do it all over again with my dad and bro.

I still love ‘em. <3

Off to an audition. A lawyer. I should nail it, I’ve beaten all of the Ace Attorney games! That’s pretty accurate right? Wish me luck.

Hope, Mann, I promise you that I will destroy your lives if you don’t knock it off. The police won’t help? Don’t think that means that you two are safe, I’ll take matters into my own hands if I have to!

Be worried, you two.

we’re simply scorned s***.

changing passwords ain’t gonna work b****, it’s not like we’re guessing. we have our ways.

~hopemann

(Tara here, I edited the racy words out.)